It’s not that I hate felines ….it’s that dogs are just better. Way better.
I’ve been trying to get Even into the bathroom for the past hour, we’ve been expecting the refrigerator movers all day …what does she do? Hides under the fucking bed… What do I do.. block the fuck out of every possible way that bitch could get out…. evil bitch.
That darn cat
"Me:”So, this bed is under the kitchen of the upstairs apartment, correct?” Al:”Yes..” Me:”That comedian and his girlfriend were definitely getting it in last night..” Al:”….are you sure?” Me:”….I heard it..” Al:” Well, her husband is definitely off doing a comedy show in the city.. but I wouldn’t put it past her.” Story of my fucking life. This is nothing like October last year when I walked up on my neighbor fucking his side dish in their trailer …only what, 4 months before his wife actually found out…. Oh Cheaters! (Oh, most of the population!)"
Who the fuck needs porn when you’re following Ryan Cox on Tumblr
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